
Astreaux's Satellite Lounge Now shipping items from Astreaux's Satellite Lounge with encrypted alien technology. Dominate your galactic quadrant with seemingly innocuous gifts! Example: - Buy a coffee mug and get the schematics for a wormhole generator free! - NEW! Get the new Box of Karma for great mojo all the time. - Buy a shirt and pick up multi-dimensional phase-shifter free! **Decrypter not included. AW not responsible for accidental time travel or energy transfers. All purchases help promote the trade of alien technology for great music. Plus, all purchases come with a satisfaction guarantee, and are made with eco-galactic-safe materials, suitable for space travel, impromptu negotiations with aliens, and camping.
Regulation Flight Shirt$21.99
Nebula Class Collared Shirt$24.99


$19.99
4th Dimension Interface$33.99
Carbon-Silicon Interface Pad$11.00
Seven Dimension Tile Coaster$37.50


$83.95
Ship's Log$21.49
Astreaux World Mug$24.99
Large Mug$27.99
deGravitoner$3.49
deGravitoner (100 pack)$123.99
Terrestrial Calendar$8.99